Also, 1000's more samps and old breakz and stuff here too.
Like, the Helicopter Break . And this funky break.
Also, get some spoken word WAVs.
While you're at it get Buzz the classic PC program for tracking audio with VST effects like.
But, perhaps you need an elephant. Or something else. Or maybe you want Audacity or Cool Edit(?) so you can make your own stupid sounds.
Or click here for classic computer game music in MIDI format such as Chimera or Boulderdash.