Friday, August 26, 2005

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Crazy one liners by the genius below.
Steven Wright one liners - loads!

Such as...

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on
the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm
afraid of widths.

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was
a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running
down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room

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